Work. Sleep. Work. Sleep. Work.
dupe dupe dupe girl!
“You could have an extra pair of socks for the same price.”
“But I like the zebra socks.”
“Then get 3 pairs of zebra socks. You could have six.”
And as she stared up at me with huge, penguin eyes, the child in the shopping cart in front of us began shouting “DUPE! DUPE! DUPE! DUPE!”
At that moment I decided having a daughter of my own might be awesome afterall.
of course
I’ve wasted 18 years of my life looking after you, worrying about you, and caring for you only to end up with another sociopath.
I just fell on the floor laughing. Literally, I ROFL’d and it was so great.
(via sadele89)
This is where you belong. In a cramped elevator. In a giant bin. In an incinerator. #homedepot
“Why would you do that? Stop doing that in your past! You could get hurt!” -Jenny
Pam starring in her very own comic!
“She looks absolutely frickin’ whimsical. She looked like she belonged in a fairy tale” -Jenn
Going to a funeral tonight with my girls ♥
#halloween
